Note: do not leave fat Brown dog in the reach of children.

The magic recipe to prepare a roasted dog?



































Sophia youngest daughter returned from school excited this morning and started looking at me with her eyes wide open eyes like a Galaxy, I knew she would ask me to help her in completing homework.

After a while, approached me and whispered in my ear, saying: ' Dad, why do we need in every home to a dog? '
I felt very uneasy said, because dogs make us feel happy when you see them.
She said: ' he asked us to school to get a cake at home and we can choose what we prefer, fruits and flavors.
 How will you help me? '
I replied, well it will be our secret don't tell your mother.
But have you decided which make her cake?
She smiled a sly smile and said, ' Yes, I will use something that I think we don't need it anymore '
I'd call it roasted dog cake
I asked her to repeat what she said it responded to roasted dog cake, I panicked and thought she was kidding and tomorrow I saw her holding a pamphlet and actively moving pens at home like a giant project is an engineer, and she keeps staring at the dog for a few minutes and imagines something like.
I asked her where her mother disappearing kitchen, I looked her mother yesterday about her apron and hand for holding hot stuff when it comes out of the oven but no answer and said, look somewhere else, mom and I ran fast to the basement.

Ingredients:

Slick fat dog loves sleeping doesn't stop eating everywhere, refuses to do physical exercise sometimes when he's asleep believes that pillow.
Put it in a Jacuzzi with scented by depends on which flavor of spice and so he doesn't have sneezing try to clog his nose clip on the Clothesline.





























Then rub it well even fell asleep and slips into the tub.
Then get a warm towel and dried slowly until your completely, then put it on a cotton pad in a rocking chair for the Sun for 15 minutes every day for a week before to prepare this recipe.

Trim his nails so they don't hang something in your throat.
After taking your dog solar Dove becomes it feels soft and warm, rub his back counterclockwise every two days, and try not to scratch his fur until the perfect recipe.



























At night we heard a commotion in the kitchen we woke up her mother and me, we drove to our heads down the stairs and we thought they are thieves and suddenly we find Sophia carrying microwave and head to the basement, we put it on the table and returned again and extract a particular piece of meat the dog had previously prepared and placed her drops of Hypnotherapy liquid and then fed to the dog slept like a little child his campaign hard and landed into the cellar and put it into the microwave and shut it down and then hold plug in crucial moment we plugged completely from home and almost soft dog really turns into a dog, toasted.

samir

My name is Samir nadri calls me friend, magician, because I have a unique talent is the ability to dive deep in others and expressing best of them, I love writing books I have some motivational books and novels, said Wayne Dyer ' who are we in the end, only Windows through which reflect creative energy To illuminate the paths of this world which is getting gloomier every day ' I love dogs because they give us a lot of lessons and make us talk to ourselves like limpid water.